image via. the devils blonde
Hi there cherubs.
How was your holiday? Mine went quite well. I called my boyfriend’s mother a crazy ass bitch and got bitten in the vag by a random girl with a jagged tooth. Kewl Beans.
Hey. Ya gotta set the tone. Am I right?
Moving swiftly along I’m stocking up on candy, working out, getting organized, and not drinking (gasp)
So that- when baby Jesus’ birth starts to roll around I’ll be in a sugar induced, vodka bliss land.